Expect the Unexpected
You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.
How I Met Your Mother  (via ecartum)
mirudraws:

oh my god I love these two!

mirudraws:

oh my god I love these two!

rockandrolljinglebells:

rockandrolljinglebells:

There’s a guy in homegoods strutting around with a white fur bathmat around his shoulders and his like 14 yo daughter is following him begging him to stop because people are staring and she’s embarrassed and he just said

no

I’m lord stark

Okay his daughter heard me laugh and started begging him to stop and he turned to her and said really dramatically

no Celeste
winter is coming

tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

karensdisciple:

THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS

rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread


Wait, why would bread have denim on the top of it?

rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread

Wait, why would bread have denim on the top of it?

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp